How to Use eCards to Keep Your Professional Relationships Light-Hearted
Work is stressful. Your inbox is a war zone. Karen from accounting thinks GIFs are peak communication. And honestly? You could use a break. That’s where eCards come in—Unibrow eCards, not the corporate-friendly garbage that smells like HR approval.
We’re talking light-hearted chaos to grease the wheels of workplace relationships without triggering a formal write-up. Let’s go.
Office Politics, But Make It Funny
You want to be approachable. Like, “Hey, I’ve got good boundaries but also a sense of humor and a VPN that still lets me send Unibrow eCards during work hours.”
eCards are the digital version of the eyebrow raise across the meeting room. They say:
“You crushed that presentation. Here’s a card that implies you also sold your soul.”
“Congrats on surviving another quarter with this circus of a company.”
“I see you silently screaming in Slack. Same.”
The Art of Low-Stakes Connection
You don’t need a team-building retreat or an icebreaker with glitter pens. Just shoot off a “You’re the least annoying part of this job” card and boom—relationship maintained, no forced small talk required.
Use eCards when:
Someone just onboarded and hasn’t been corrupted yet
Your boss finally didn’t schedule a 4:30 meeting
A coworker made a spreadsheet that didn’t suck
You need to say “lol I hate it here” in a way that HR can’t screenshot
Humor Builds Trust (and Possibly Confuses HR)
Look, no one remembers the bland “Great job!” email. But they will remember the card that says, “You did the bare minimum and I love that for you.”
Funny eCards leave a mark. They say, “I’m a professional, but I’m also unhinged in a charming way.” That balance? Priceless.
Don’t Be Weird—Be Weird in the Right Way
You don’t want to be the person who drops a minion meme in Teams. But you do want to be the one who sends a perfectly timed eCard that says, “Corporate nonsense aside, I’m glad you exist.”
There’s a fine line between creepy and clever. Luckily, we live right on it. Rent-free.
Keep It Casual. Keep It Weird. Keep It Unibrow.
Send a workplace eCard that says what you're really thinking—without getting fired.
