Why Sending a Funny eCard Is the Best Way to Celebrate a New Job
New job? That’s a moment. That’s a plot twist. That’s main character energy. And you’re just gonna text “Congrats!” and walk away?
Please.
Your friend/frenemy/coworker just Houdini’d out of their soul-sucking job, and they deserve something with more flair, more chaos, more unfiltered joy than a LinkedIn comment with three claps and a thumbs-up emoji.
They need a digital confetti cannon. They need a goat in a suit riding a hoverboard that screams “You’re employed again, baby!”
They need a funny Unibrow eCard—because no other reaction will do this moment justice.
Getting a New Job Is a Big Deal. Your Reaction Should Be Too.
Sure, it’s technically just employment. But to them? It’s freedom. It’s escape. It’s new-boss-who-might-actually-be-sane kind of hope.
They’ve leveled up. They’ve entered a new office, a new group chat, and a new period of pretending to understand acronyms. It’s overwhelming. It’s exciting. And it calls for more than a sad thumbs-up or a “Let’s catch up soon!”
A Unibrow eCard lets you say:
“You tricked another company into hiring you. I’m impressed.”
“Your job title sounds fake and your LinkedIn update gave me chills. Congrats.”
“If they knew the real you, this would’ve never happened. Good job.”
It’s celebration, comedy, and a little roast—all in one chaotic message.
Texts Are Forgettable. eCards Are Legendary.
Text messages: opened, skimmed, deleted.
Unibrow eCards: opened, cackled at, screen-shotted, and shared with at least four other people.
Funny eCards land harder. They disrupt. You’re not just congratulating them—you’re giving them content. Something to break up the awkward “team introductions” and mandatory cybersecurity training.
When that first-day anxiety kicks in, your eCard is the thing they’ll open mid-meeting just to remember who they are: someone with good friends and unhinged taste.
Office Culture Has Enough Beige. Be the Chaos They Crave.
Let’s be honest: the average office is all fake plants, quiet sobbing, and someone who warms up fish in the microwave.
Your eCard? It’s the opposite. It’s a digital Molotov cocktail of joy, sarcasm, and impeccable timing. It’s exactly what they need to remind them that not everything in life has to be professional.
They don’t need another “Best of luck on your new journey!”
They need, “Hope this company pays you enough to keep pretending to care.”
They need, “Congrats on climbing the corporate ladder and somehow not falling off.”
They need you, unfiltered—and Unibrow makes that dangerously easy.
A New Job Deserves a First-Day Smile (or Snort)
Starting over is stressful. New passwords. New coworkers. New refrigerator etiquette.
Your eCard might be the first actual laugh they get all week.
And the best part?
You didn’t have to wrap anything. Or even leave your house. You clicked, you typed, and you delivered a moment of absolute comedic brilliance straight to their inbox.
Effortless joy. High-impact chaos. That’s how we do it.
Send a Card That’s More “You Got This” and Less “Corporate Robot”
Funny eCards from Unibrow say what texts won’t, and what LinkedIn would never dare.
Congratulate with weird energy, loud designs, and exactly the kind of humor that makes new jobs suck a little less.
