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  • Happy birthday to the most fuckable person I know.

    Happy birthday to the most fuckable person I know.

    Skip the boring birthday wishes.
    Send this to the most fuckable birthday celebrant!

  • You made it. Who would have expected that? Happy birthday!

    You made it. Who would have expected that? Happy birthday!

    Shit happens. But hey, you’re still here. Happy Birthday!

  • Well, you're older and I'm still here.

    Well, you're older and I'm still here.

    Sent this to someone who’s older than you, and you’re willing to stick around with.

  • I don't understand how your parents liked each other enough to have sex, but I'm glad they did it at least once.

    I don't understand how your parents liked each other enough to have sex, but I'm glad they did it at least once.

    A fun way to let someone know that you’re happy they exist.