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Guaranteed to bring a smile to someone’s face. Or at least a quizzical look.
Sometimes all it takes to make someone’s day is an eCard that speaks directly to them. Unibrow eCards are designed to tell it exactly how it is, leave no questions about it, and deliver joy and laughs (or a bit of commiseration) to the people who are important to you.
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Fuck the fuckers. Happy Valentine's Day.
Because why the fuck not?
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You won't be home tonight, so I'll sniff your pillow while masturbating. Happy Valentine's Day!
Remember: they are the ones who decided to not be home on Valentine’s Day.
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Let's fuck.
Send this to someone you’d like to fuck.
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You're not not my best friend.
A not so cheesy way to let someone know that they’re your bestfriend.
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That feeling of finding a single curly hair in the last bite of pad thai? That's how I want them to feel every day.
From the ultimate high to the ultimate cringe.
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Without you sending memes, I would have nothing to read.
Memes are the new literature, so thank the person who keeps you literate.
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Fuck this.
When shit goes wrong, there’s only one way to commiserate: say fuck this.
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How are you so awesome?
Some people are just too amazing - make sure they know and celebrate the wins!
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You're doing awesome.
Celebrate someone’s awesomeness with this fun eCard.
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What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Best way to tell someone that you’re pissed off.
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FUCK
1 word. 4 letters. So many definitions. Make that someone wonder which one you meant.
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You made that bearable. Thank You
Hmm that wasn’t so bad.
Thank that person who made something or a situation bearable! -
You should be so fucking proud.
Let someone know they did fucking great!
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I am so proud of you that I peed myself.
Let someone know how proud you are… so proud that you peed yourself.
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How the fuck did you do that?
The right way to ask how the fuck that person did that mind blowing stuff.
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Congrat-u-fucking-lations!
Send this eCard to Congrat-u-fucking-late someone.
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Happy birthday to the most fuckable person I know.
Skip the boring birthday wishes.
Send this to the most fuckable birthday celebrant! -
From the bottom of my rotten heart: thank you.
Heart may be rotten, but still thankful.
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You made it. Who would have expected that? Happy birthday!
Shit happens. But hey, you’re still here. Happy Birthday!
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Well, you're older and I'm still here.
Sent this to someone who’s older than you, and you’re willing to stick around with.
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I don't understand how your parents liked each other enough to have sex, but I'm glad they did it at least once.
A fun way to let someone know that you’re happy they exist.
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Thank You.
Simply thank someone today.
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You did it. Again. Congratulations.
Wow. You’re getting good at this.
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Happy reminder date of when you replied to my creepy message.
Time to remind that someone of that creepy message you send.
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You're still the one that makes my panties drop.
Let that person know that you’re turned on.
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You're a better person than me. Thank you.
Send this to someone better than you.
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Mic drop.
The sign of triumph
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Happy Halloween! Don't get stabbed.
A friendly reminder eCard this Halloween.
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Halloween movies don't suck.
No, they don’t suck. Only vampires suck… literally.
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Happy Halloween to my favorite horror movie buddy!
A Halloween eCard made for your favorite horror movie buddy.
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No biggie.
It’s all good
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It's okay to worry, but you'll be alright.
A reminder eCard that you’ll be alright.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
Send this to remind someone not to be too hard on themselves.
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Stop being sick.
Better than get well soon cards.
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Remember when I accidentally sent you that naked photo of me? Happy World Photo Day!
Send this for a hilarious or maybe awkward “Happy World Photo Day!”
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I miss you.
Sending warm thoughts your way, as I miss you deeply with this eCard.
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Just saying hi.
Just a simple eCard to remind you that you are loved and appreciated.
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Pizza, please.
Indulge in a virtual slice of happiness with our eCard.
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I hope your new house isn't haunted.
May your new home be ghost-free and full of happy memories!
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I hope your new house is haunted.
Here’s to a new home filled with friendly ‘spirits’
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Here to say hello.
Send warm hellos and friendly vibes your way.
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Let's get outta here.
Escape the ordinary and embark on new adventures.
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Has Mars attacked yet?
Checking in from Earth – no Martian invasion to report!
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Aliens, please.
Calling all extraterrestrial enthusiasts.
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Happy World Space Week to the one person who is truly out of this world.
Cheers to you during World Space Week – a stellar celebration for the most 'out of this world' person we know!
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For Grandparents' Day, don't forget I'm you're favorite.
Remember, I'm Your Favorite!
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Dear Grandpa, I love you. I just need you to be a little less racist.
Dear Grandpa, Love Unites Us, Let's Reject Bias.
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Dear Grandma, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hope you don't die, but I'll be rich when you do.
Dear Grandma, Roses are red, Violets are blue. Here's to your health, And my inheritance too!
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Happy Grandparents' Day! Congratulations on figuring out how to open this eCard!
Cheers to Grandparents' Day! Navigating eCards Like a Pro!