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My favorite dreams* are about you.
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My burrito could use your hot sauce.
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I like it when you scramble my eggs.
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When you hold my hand, I still get an erection.
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Let's fuck.
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Sometimes I type & erase just to fuck with you.
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That feeling of finding a curly hair in your last bite of pad thai? That's how I want them to feel every day.
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I heard you. I understand. I don’t agree. But I still love you.
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You're not not my best friend.
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I like my bananas stiff & with a twist.
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