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We couldn’t think of a specific category name for this.
But surely you can think of someone to give these eCards to!

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  • Image of a card: Fuck the fuckers. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Fuck the fuckers. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Because why the fuck not?

  • Image of ecard with text: You won't be home tonight, so I'll sniff your pillow while masturbating. Happy Valentine's Day!

    You won't be home tonight, so I'll sniff your pillow while masturbating. Happy Valentine's Day!

    Remember: they are the ones who decided to not be home on Valentine’s Day.

  • That feeling of finding a single curly hair in the last bite of pad thai? That's how I want them to feel every day.

    That feeling of finding a single curly hair in the last bite of pad thai? That's how I want them to feel every day.

    From the ultimate high to the ultimate cringe.

  • eCard that says: Fuck this.

    Fuck this.

    When shit goes wrong, there’s only one way to commiserate: say fuck this.

  • What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    Best way to tell someone that you’re pissed off.

  • FUCK

    FUCK

    1 word. 4 letters. So many definitions. Make that someone wonder which one you meant.

  • You're still the one that makes my panties drop.

    You're still the one that makes my panties drop.

    Let that person know that you’re turned on.

  • Mic drop.

    Mic drop.

    The sign of triumph

  • No biggie.

    No biggie.

    It’s all good