Valentine’s Day
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  • Image of a card: Fuck the fuckers. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Fuck the fuckers. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Because why the fuck not?

  • Image of ecard with text: You won't be home tonight, so I'll sniff your pillow while masturbating. Happy Valentine's Day!

    You won't be home tonight, so I'll sniff your pillow while masturbating. Happy Valentine's Day!

    Remember: they are the ones who decided to not be home on Valentine’s Day.