Frequently Asked Questions

What is the return policy?

Technically, we do have a return policy. You can find it here: Unibrow Return Policy.

That being said, returns are pretty hard for us to manage. Our products are fucking artwork, beloved in the eye of the beholder and guaranteed to have no actual effect in any way shape or form. In general, we're selling you pieces of paper, and those pieces of paper are better off recycled/we can't afford to have you send them back to us on our dime.

That being said, if you receive product that is destroyed by USPS or something like that, let us know from our Contact Us page. We'll try to make it right.

Why do you make these cards?

We think they're funny. And some other people think they're funny. Maybe you think they're funny, too. We hope you do, and we hope you buy them to give to your friends and lovers.

But if it's not your cuppa, no worries from our side. Try any of our millions of competitors for cards that better suit your desires. We'll keep making these things for us.

Who are you and why are you so sexy?

We're everything and all things. And isn't is obvious?

Why don't you put anything inside the cards?

Why are you trying to be so lazy? If you want a card that you don't need to put any effort into, and therefore shows your "friend" how much you truly care about them, try your nearest superstore. They will have just the terrible cards you're looking for.