I like it when you scramble my eggs. - Handmade Card

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Two eggs scrambled, please. Or maybe just one egg.

However the setup, sometimes a day is best started with some eggs getting scrambled. Never mind the add-ins, just some scrambled eggs to get the day off right.

Who is this breakfast-loving card for?

Definitely for the person you wake up next to.

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Two eggs scrambled, please. Or maybe just one egg.

However the setup, sometimes a day is best started with some eggs getting scrambled. Never mind the add-ins, just some scrambled eggs to get the day off right.

Who is this breakfast-loving card for?

Definitely for the person you wake up next to.

Two eggs scrambled, please. Or maybe just one egg.

However the setup, sometimes a day is best started with some eggs getting scrambled. Never mind the add-ins, just some scrambled eggs to get the day off right.

Who is this breakfast-loving card for?

Definitely for the person you wake up next to.

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