That feeling of finding a curly hair in your last bite of pad thai? That's how I want them to feel every day.

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A wonderful, flavor-rich meal, enjoyed in the company of others or in front of your favorite TV program. One last bite, sad in its own way - but then...wait, what's that in your teeth? What the fuck? What is that?

Is that a pube!? What the fuck!? How did that get in there? FUCK. THIS IS THE WORST.

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We have all been there. Hair, hair, everywhere - also in our food. And it's one of the worst feelings ever.

If you want to wish the worst on someone, this feels like a pretty terrible thing to put on them.

Who is this cringy card for?

This card if for your friend who just dealt with a shitty person. An ex, a boss, the fool next door - whoever the person, they deserve this feeling every single day.

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A wonderful, flavor-rich meal, enjoyed in the company of others or in front of your favorite TV program. One last bite, sad in its own way - but then...wait, what's that in your teeth? What the fuck? What is that?

Is that a pube!? What the fuck!? How did that get in there? FUCK. THIS IS THE WORST.

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We have all been there. Hair, hair, everywhere - also in our food. And it's one of the worst feelings ever.

If you want to wish the worst on someone, this feels like a pretty terrible thing to put on them.

Who is this cringy card for?

This card if for your friend who just dealt with a shitty person. An ex, a boss, the fool next door - whoever the person, they deserve this feeling every single day.

A wonderful, flavor-rich meal, enjoyed in the company of others or in front of your favorite TV program. One last bite, sad in its own way - but then...wait, what's that in your teeth? What the fuck? What is that?

Is that a pube!? What the fuck!? How did that get in there? FUCK. THIS IS THE WORST.

-----

We have all been there. Hair, hair, everywhere - also in our food. And it's one of the worst feelings ever.

If you want to wish the worst on someone, this feels like a pretty terrible thing to put on them.

Who is this cringy card for?

This card if for your friend who just dealt with a shitty person. An ex, a boss, the fool next door - whoever the person, they deserve this feeling every single day.

I heard you. I understand. I don’t agree. But I still love you.
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Sometimes I type & erase just to fuck with you.
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You're not not my best friend.
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