I like my bananas stiff & with a twist.

$6.00

Often considered the most plentiful fruit in the world, not all bananas appeal to everyone. Some like them short and stubby, maybe even a bit on the rotten side (eh...wtf?), others want them long and strong. Either way, there are preferences abound.

But if you resonate with this card, you join the crowd who likes their bananas stiff and with a twist.

Who is this card perfect for?

Have you got a banana in your life that fits this description? Give it to that banana (or the person with said banana).

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Often considered the most plentiful fruit in the world, not all bananas appeal to everyone. Some like them short and stubby, maybe even a bit on the rotten side (eh...wtf?), others want them long and strong. Either way, there are preferences abound.

But if you resonate with this card, you join the crowd who likes their bananas stiff and with a twist.

Who is this card perfect for?

Have you got a banana in your life that fits this description? Give it to that banana (or the person with said banana).

Often considered the most plentiful fruit in the world, not all bananas appeal to everyone. Some like them short and stubby, maybe even a bit on the rotten side (eh...wtf?), others want them long and strong. Either way, there are preferences abound.

But if you resonate with this card, you join the crowd who likes their bananas stiff and with a twist.

Who is this card perfect for?

Have you got a banana in your life that fits this description? Give it to that banana (or the person with said banana).

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