My favorite dreams* are about you. - Handmade Card

$20.00

This is the most premium of the premium wet dream cards you will probably ever find. No better way to celebrate and elevate the wet dream.

So say it like you mean it to your recipient of choice. Let them know with pizzaz that when you close your eyes at night, it is them you are thinking of - in a sexual sort of way.

Who is this card right for?

Probably your lover.

Or your would-be lover.

Maybe a slightly romantic partner?

Or just someone you want to creep out, but in a friendly way? (PS DON'T BE A FUCKING CREEP TO SOMEONE.)

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This is the most premium of the premium wet dream cards you will probably ever find. No better way to celebrate and elevate the wet dream.

So say it like you mean it to your recipient of choice. Let them know with pizzaz that when you close your eyes at night, it is them you are thinking of - in a sexual sort of way.

Who is this card right for?

Probably your lover.

Or your would-be lover.

Maybe a slightly romantic partner?

Or just someone you want to creep out, but in a friendly way? (PS DON'T BE A FUCKING CREEP TO SOMEONE.)

This is the most premium of the premium wet dream cards you will probably ever find. No better way to celebrate and elevate the wet dream.

So say it like you mean it to your recipient of choice. Let them know with pizzaz that when you close your eyes at night, it is them you are thinking of - in a sexual sort of way.

Who is this card right for?

Probably your lover.

Or your would-be lover.

Maybe a slightly romantic partner?

Or just someone you want to creep out, but in a friendly way? (PS DON'T BE A FUCKING CREEP TO SOMEONE.)

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