When you hold my hand, I still get an erection.

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Ahh, hand-holding. A small romantic gesture that can ignite the passion within. That's how this card rolls.

Who is this very romantic card for?

Do you hold someone's hand? It's for whoever owns that hand. Likely a lover. Maybe a date. Definitely not a relation.

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Ahh, hand-holding. A small romantic gesture that can ignite the passion within. That's how this card rolls.

Who is this very romantic card for?

Do you hold someone's hand? It's for whoever owns that hand. Likely a lover. Maybe a date. Definitely not a relation.

Ahh, hand-holding. A small romantic gesture that can ignite the passion within. That's how this card rolls.

Who is this very romantic card for?

Do you hold someone's hand? It's for whoever owns that hand. Likely a lover. Maybe a date. Definitely not a relation.

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