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You're not not my best friend.

$6.00

How do you tell someone they are your best friend without coming across as needy or vulnerable? Say it with a double-negative and throw them off just a little bit.

Worst case scenario: you give them this card, they look at it and get confused, then realize it's a nice thing you're saying, and you both have a laugh about it as you slowly back away out the door.

Most likely scenario? You're also not not their best friend and you can be not not best friends forever.

This card is not not the best. By far.

Who is this not-so-needy card for?

This is the best card for your best friend.

Or it could also be the ideal card for someone that you consider your best friend but aren't sure where they are at yet.

Essentially, this card is for a really good friend.

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How do you tell someone they are your best friend without coming across as needy or vulnerable? Say it with a double-negative and throw them off just a little bit.

Worst case scenario: you give them this card, they look at it and get confused, then realize it's a nice thing you're saying, and you both have a laugh about it as you slowly back away out the door.

Most likely scenario? You're also not not their best friend and you can be not not best friends forever.

This card is not not the best. By far.

Who is this not-so-needy card for?

This is the best card for your best friend.

Or it could also be the ideal card for someone that you consider your best friend but aren't sure where they are at yet.

Essentially, this card is for a really good friend.

How do you tell someone they are your best friend without coming across as needy or vulnerable? Say it with a double-negative and throw them off just a little bit.

Worst case scenario: you give them this card, they look at it and get confused, then realize it's a nice thing you're saying, and you both have a laugh about it as you slowly back away out the door.

Most likely scenario? You're also not not their best friend and you can be not not best friends forever.

This card is not not the best. By far.

Who is this not-so-needy card for?

This is the best card for your best friend.

Or it could also be the ideal card for someone that you consider your best friend but aren't sure where they are at yet.

Essentially, this card is for a really good friend.

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